17 Hysterical Twitter profiles
June 14, 2009 Leave a comment
I wish I could take credit for pulling these together. I got most of them from Kathy over at “The Big Wave Blog.” So much for the twitter verification system. Here are 16 hysterical profiles on Twitter, clearly fake, but creatively done:
Location: heaven Bio: Hells yeah, it’s me!
Sample Tweet: Sorry for the crazy weather this spring, some one was messing with the seasons
Location: Hell Bio: fallen
Sample Tweet: what can i do for economic crisis today? Dropping another bank? insurance?
Sample Tweet: Why hath I only 377 followers? Your father would be ashamed.
Location: Hollywood, California Bio: Star of stage, screen, and song. You love me.
Sample Tweet: plotting to kill Wayne Newton
Location: Chuck Norris Bio: Watch your teeth.
Sample Tweet: Retweeting Chuck Norris can prevent you from being roundhouse kicked
Bio: Im Hot. TTYN Sample Tweet: Being Hot.
Bio: You can have my White House when you pry from my cold dead hands.
Sample Tweet: Askin’ Obamer to waive my baggage fees when ridin’ Air Force One.
Location: Washington, DC
Bio” Vice President of the United States of America. Hobbies include listening to Toby Keith, shooting stuff, and maintaining a heart healthy diet.
Sample Tweet: Working on my BYU commencement address. Thinking about trying out some new Iraq/Al Qaeda material. It’s so gonna kill with the kids.
Bio: Frozen in a sub-basement of the Smithsonian for 200+ years. Now, thawed and ready to master this new lightning-powered inkless press you call the internet.
Sample Tweet: @animaisregra I am flattered but so many people think that I was a US president.
Location: Wouldn’t you like to know? Bio: Terrorist, scoundrel, playboy
Sample Tweet: People often ask me: What’s the best part of your job? And I have to tell you, it’s this: working from home.
Location: Empire, CO Bio: Evil Orphan Annie™
Sample Tweet: Mad Sith props to Dick Cheney for his recent whirl-wind media tour. I gain 100+ followers every time he opens his evil maw.
Location: The place where the force is. Bio: Tweet I will, yesss.
Sample Tweet: Hungry I am. Sonic there is none. Lame that is.
Location: Tatooine Bio: *doot deet doot deet deet
Sample Tweet: *deet doot wooooooo bleep boop boop beep deet doop deet deet*
Location: Rome, Italy Bio: hnnnhrrhhh
Sample Tweet: mmmwaahhhrrrrwwaaaaaa :: going to mall to buy a very very big can of shampoo
Location: Washington D.C. Bio: Woof
Sample Tweet: would never run away! Besides, I’d miss having my very own Secret Service agent!
stcookie Location: Sesame Street
Bio: Me the Cookie Monster! Awwwwn Nom nom nom
Sample tweet: Me Travel to Egypt to find cookies! http://twitpic.com/7y9rw
PeanutsSnoopy Location USA Web http://comics.com/peanuts
Bio I am an extroverted beagle who lives with Charlie Brown.I have many personalities and like to fly,dance,sleep,write and hang out with Woodstock
Sample Tweet: (on me not chasing sticks) .. Nope! I want people to have more to say about me after I’m gone than “He was a nice guy. He chased sticks!”